No class, advise or t.v show, will prepare you for what happens to you

I've quickly learned that parenting is all about survival. Your "do or die" instincts kick in as if you have been deserted in the Amazonian jungle and you are trying to manage your way through thick vines and rain forest, while fighting of man eating forest creatures. Only now replace the thick lush greenery with shitty diapers and vomit soaked bibs, and replace those man eating animals with one very small human who is capable of striking the same fear into you. I have to admit, sometimes hanging out with a fuzzy spider seems more appealing then chilling with a baby who just filled her diaper and all her clothes while simultaneously flinging it across the room. This blog is all about survival skills that have been taught to me by some of the greatest, and some skills I have learned myself. Remember parents, its all about making it out alive, even though some nights, you may think you won't make it until morning